Sing it - "Oh ma God I'm back again"

Whats up ma homies. Ma brothers and sisters. Ma brothers from lots of other mothers.

Been away for some time and now i am back. Sitting my virtual ass at the virtual felt and boy oh boy it is going.....shitly. New word. Hows it going? Shitly. Thanks for asking.

Flopped 2 pr beaten by higher flopped 2 pr. 2 pr beaten by set. 2 pr beaten by set again. Folding AQ in the bb after seeing an early position raise and a reraise all in - they show KJs and AK - i say "Yess" as i see i made the correct decision. Turn Q river Q. Ha! Fur Q!

This was all in some cash game action so some heavy losses were incurred. Balls. I really thought after my time off i would come back and things would slip into place and i would be making moves like a cross between Daniel Negreanu and Yoda. Alas, it would seem that i am still shit.

What else is there left for me to do but eat chicken (breasts, drums, wings and thighs rubbed with salt, pepper, oregano, and chilli flakes, fridge 1 hour, out, pat dry, toss them and some torn ciabatta chunks in olive oil, put the bread on a baking tray and the chicken on top of them, oven 180 for 45mins, serve with rocket and tarragon, mmmm) and watch TV. I have just finished season 1 of Prison break and season 1 of Entourage as well as starting to watch Alias season 1. If you have not seen any of these shows, sort out out and do it pronto vito.

Had more castings this week - short film - corporate and Microsoft photo campaign (as a model, oh yes folks. Not just a pretty fa...hang on!) I'll let you know if anything happens.

In the meantime - good luck and i hope you cards fall better than mine